Classic: Chickens

Classic: Chickens

July 6, 2011 5:14 am Comments are Disabled

Andrew from blackgoldfish.com demands:

OK. OK. Listen up. Come here. C’mere. Listen to me. I’m gonna throw this idea out to you okay? I want you to to shut up and I want you to listen, cuz this is the idea that you’re gonna get from me to you, OK? No one else has heard this yet, but you, OK? So here we go. Right. Chickens, OK? Have you got a chicken? No you haven’t got a chicken unless you’re some sort of frikkin’ farmer, alright? You haven’t got a chicken because you’re just a normal guy, like me, OK? So, you go to the supermarket, you buy eggs. But, you eat eggs on a regular basis. I mean, I consume six to sixteen thousand eggs in a week. Well, alright not sixt — that was a . . . . .  OK, let’s just say I eat six eggs a week, OK. That’s a lotta eggs, OK! That’s a lot of eggs, buster! Now, instead of buying six eggs a week, we buy, chickens? D’you see what I’m saying here? Do you know where I’m going with this? Huh? Do you see where I’m going with this? Hey! Look at me. Look at me!

Andrew, who asked us this question so many years ago, now has a website. He’s a, “voice actor, performer, game guy. voice of cuboy and other junk.”

Originally aired in 2004.

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